Do something about it

http://change.gov/page/s/ofthepeople

Equity

Is it as obvious to others of the classic self stereotyping of the aristocrats upset that they've lost control of the governance system..."[Obama] expresses clear disdain for the people who drive 80 percent of job creation" – quote from the worldnetdaily blog posted on Wednesday, Nov 5...oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize we were supposed to feel honor in the position under your foot as you step on us. Has the French Revolution taught us nothing?

Good Morning Blue Monday!

Dear President Bush,

We, the people of the United States of America, would like to thank you for your eight years of national service. Without your tireless efforts, we, as a nation, would not have been able to make it to this point with such resounding collectivism of intention. We, as a nation, would continue on with disjointed causes and concerns, all vying for a national platform to enact change. Without your tireless efforts, we would not have had the impetus to merge into a united voice against exclusionary policy, secretive governance, and the moralistic judgment pervading the supposed populist movement for conservative family values.

President Bush, a testament to the efficacy of your two terms is the declarative appointment of the first black President that this country never thought it would be ready to see. We applaud your determination to bond Americans together with the notion that there has to be something better than this. It was short-sighted to think that the first four years produced enough traction and momentum to unite this movement for collective intention. No President Bush, you had the foresight and decency to push forward through two terms, increasing the national debt by $3.86 billion a day since Sept 2007, alienating the US through foreign policy and declaring No Child will be Left Behind. All of this, we now recognize was to show us that together, “Yes we can!” depart from this era with our heads held high and proud to be American.

Sincerely,

America

BREAKING NEWS

Just received word that Carl Kassel has agreed to an exclusive interview with CARL KASSEL ROCKS, proving that Carl Kassel does in fact rock! Details to follow...

nb- Carl Kassel did not in fact agree to an interview with CARL KASSEL ROCKS; however, had he agreed to said interview, the projected responses and rhetoric will be detailed in the coming series of posts.

For the record.

On more than one occasion, I’ve been asked “If you’re such a big Carl Kassel fan, why don’t you try to be a contestant on WWDTM?”

You might as well ask me “Why is the sky blue?” Does it matter? Does that change the fact that every day I look up into the sky and see majestic glory over my head?

For the record, I would love nothing more than to have his voice on my answering machine. But, I hear Carl Kassel almost daily encouraging me out of bed, reading headlines (when the morning show meatheads wizen up and give the new morning headline reader (new as of circa 2004, but he/she will always be new to me) a break) or every weekend laughing sweetly alongside the WWDTM wit and witticism. I have come to realize that I need nothing more in this life than the knowledge that someone as amazingly genuine as Carl Kassel takes time from his day to massage me into a comfortable appreciation for the most crucial of today’s current events. That is what makes me such a big Carl Kassel fan! YOU ROCK CARL KASSEL!

Talk me more you!

As all Carl Kassel-ites know, the most revered and coveted prize of Mr. Kassel's dowry is his voice upon a recorded message device for collecting voice communications between two or more people. Oh to have my away message be Carl Kassel sympathetically informing my constituents that i can't be bothered...with Carl I see that dreams do come true. Such prestige, such demure. He is a true American Gentleman. Carl Kassel rocks and that is a fact.