Talk me more you!

As all Carl Kassel-ites know, the most revered and coveted prize of Mr. Kassel's dowry is his voice upon a recorded message device for collecting voice communications between two or more people. Oh to have my away message be Carl Kassel sympathetically informing my constituents that i can't be bothered...with Carl I see that dreams do come true. Such prestige, such demure. He is a true American Gentleman. Carl Kassel rocks and that is a fact.